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涼宮春日 in 红烧牛肉面风味 - 10:40 pm
Anime , Funny Stuff  -  poster 

逛超市时看到这个。。。没想到团长竟然堕落到这种地步啊 = =

涼宮春日 in 红烧牛肉面风味

[搞笑+真实]日本动漫中的50样共同点 - 1:50 pm
Anime , Funny Stuff  -  poster 

最近看动漫看太多了。。。转载一篇搞笑的帖子:
ps: 红色的是我的意见

[搞笑+真实]日本动漫中的50样共同点

1。男主角十个有八个是刺蝟头或扫把头。
2。主角低龄化,15以下的救世主一抓一大把。
3。男主角很多都是矮冬瓜。 [不太赞同。。。]
4。男主角必定会有句经典口头禅。(喂喂,这个还要举例?小杰:我要去找我的爸爸,我的爸爸是一个猎人!叶:我一定要成为通灵王!龙马:你还有得学~~~~~!星矢:我们是女神的圣斗士!)
5。男配角中总有一个长发飘飘冷若冰山且帅得想毁容的家夥。 [一般都被怀疑性取向,然后不会跟男主角抢马子]
6。至少有一个或多个成熟性感女配角。
7。少年漫画中,朋友远比马子重要。
8。少年漫画中,女主角多数是陪衬的。
9。往往主人公前面都有一个高大的背影要追随,比如父亲、前辈、师傅等等。
10。但往往最终boss就是你追随的那个人。

11。男主角起码要有蟑螂般的顽强的生命力,不然怎?熬得到最後打BOSS?
12。如果是闯关式打boss,每到一关遇上敌人,都会有一个夥伴抢著留下,并总要很酷的说:这裏交给 我!你们快走!!!!! [非常赞同!!]
13。出场花俏废话很多的家夥通常很肉脚。
14。被人打到,为了加强效果,一定要飞出去撞断柱子或在墙壁上砸出一个大坑後倒著栽下来。
15。若要强调对方的攻击无效,表现手法就是除了脸上的一条细小血痕外毫发无伤。
16。若是我方败,至少要抱著和对方同归於尽。
17。若是对方败,最後留下的话不外是两句话:1。啊啊啊啊啊!!!我,我居然会败给 你!2。能够和你一战,我死而无憾。
18。重要的人最後要死,留下来的最後一句话是:我…………能够认识XXX太好了…………
19。丑陋的杂兵死了总被四分五裂,帅哥死了绝对全屍,脸上连伤痕都没有
20。唤醒被人控制丧失理智发狂的人只有两个办法:拳头和吻。

21。在双方变身,召唤XXX,出绝招摆post和进行言语攻击时,对方都不会攻击(行内规定)。 (d xx战队一定是......)
22。遭到全身攻击,烂的都是上衣,没见过烂裤子的。 [有例外的,不过都是女的。。]
23。主角被打落悬崖还剩手挂住岩石时,敌人一定要来嘲笑一番并且踩他的手。(你丫的!警告你别再踩了啊!)
24。主角通常都要等HP=1的时候才爆发惊人的力量。
25。你若是再杀主角一个重要的人,可以引发他潜力的爆发。
26。更土一点,打到最後主角还是不敌,总要集合众人的力量发出必杀一击。
27。当你好不容易打完boss,却传来一阵狂笑声,原来boss後面还有一终极boss,晕!
28。但一般的boss好像除了征服世界毁灭人类之外没什特别的爱好。
29。禁忌的绝招一旦使出都要付出沈重的代价。
30。预感了某人要死,头脑中总会飞快的闪现此人以往的音容笑貌。

31。说到上山修炼,总让人联想到穿著兜档布在瀑布底下冲水或和黑熊搏斗。
32。东京是最容易遭到毁灭的地方。
33。学校也是打斗集中地,所有的门门窗窗都逃不过毁灭的命运。
34。不良少年多数染头发,留飞机头,喜欢蹲在角落抽烟。
35。古装类的两个人决斗一定在空旷的草地,并刮起大风。过程总是两人一闪而过,落地,摆post,其中一个人倒地。 [要不然就是两人接触的地方大亮特亮慢动作,亮到中间不知道发生什么事。。。然后故事结束。。。]
36。若主角一出场就被冠上“传说中的XXX”的称号,到了後期一定有比他更“传说”的人出现。 [一山比一山高啊。。当主角就是要踩别人的山过去]
37。主角若有一段沧桑的过去,八成是和女人有关。
38。高达的自爆据说是最强的一招。(是wo,真是好劲ga)
39。高达的毁灭标志著战争的结束。
40。体育类的,正式比赛之前一定要出点事,更可恶的是要用哪就伤哪。(例:踢足球的腿受伤,打网球的手受伤)

41。主角一般附有“天才”之称号或潜能。
42。只要有大型世界级比赛,中国队多数会进入四强。(小日本还蛮看好中国的) [嗯,战争类的也是。只不过美国跟中国的部队肯定没办法了或者是被干掉后,属于小日本的部队才会在最后一刻出来救世界]
43。但只要有中国队,他们穿的都是唐装。
44。凡是怪盗,偷东西之前肯定要发通告。而且完事之後空逃几率比较大。
45。凡是侦探,肯定比在场的警? 謏N静数倍。
46。凡是高智商杀人犯,杀了人後绝对不会逃,硬要混在那堆人中等著别人来揭露自己的罪行。
47。侦探在开始推理之前,必定要说“真相只有一个”“犯人就在我们这群人当中”“我一定要把凶手找出来”之类增强气势的台词。
48。阴谋曝光後,杀人犯必定先声泪俱下的阐述杀人动机及经过,然後趁人不注意自杀。
49。美食 类评判吃完主角做的东西总要做出常人无法想象的动作若干,夸张者可上天下地。
50。少年漫画家多数有著各种各样的不良习惯和癖好

学历太重要了, 这里谁比我学历高? - 11:59 pm
Funny Stuff  -  poster 

heh 分享在网上看到一篇爆笑的帖子。。。

主题:学历太重要了, 这里谁比我学历高?

我是博士生,我深知学习的重要性。通过这么多年的学习,我已成功地使自已由一个农家子变成了处级干部,现在不但有专车接我上下班,而且还住着一百多平方的房子月收入达到了三千多块,还娶了一个漂亮的太太,我过上了幸福的生活。我感谢生活!

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以下全是回帖:
ps: 感觉回帖的有些离题了。。。

我是硕士生,我深知知识的重要,于是我选择了学医。现在是某眼科医院的主治医生。月入万元有余,我不但买了房,还轻松地供了车。医院最漂亮的护士MM,天天要求我和她结婚。说实话,这婚有什么好结的。
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我是本科生。现在一房地产公司搞策划。去年分红才十几万,真是一年不如一年,前年还分到二十多万,今年就成了这样……
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我是大专生,经过多年的努力,终于当上了公司的财务经理。也不知为什么,老总对我总是那么好。不但月月给我六位数的工资,而且还送了一套房子和一辆汽车给我。银里的钱够我好好过完这辈子了……对了,我们是上市公司。
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我是中专生。唉,也就算个高中文凭。找不到好的工作于是就做了报关员。我充分启动了我的大脑,也有房有车了,与你不同的是,这些都是我自已买的。想想挺不容易,我儿子上美国留学的钱,我都替他存够了。下一步计划,就是找谁替我生个儿子……
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?拽什么拽?!!!靠!我没什么文化。初中都没毕业。找不到好工作,只好天天在家打麻将。由于没有文化吧,算牌老是不准,今年输了一百多万。对了,你们要是有兴趣,有空一起打牌呀。我家住南方某某村的,我爸是村长,我的电话是139029X88888…
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我是文盲。一不小心当上了董事长,手下只有二十六个上市公司,几个不孝子一张口就要300万去唱KTV,改天再找一个,好好管管这几个不孝子。
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我是白痴,他们选我当美国总统,我没事就打打阿富汗,攻攻伊拉克,死它一两万.一天花他几个亿……
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我是他们的老师,博士生常来请教科研问题,硕士生常来请教情感问题,本科生常来请教工作问题,大专生请教生活问题,中专生请教家庭问题,初中没毕业的和文盲想请教麻将问题,一脚踹出去
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偶是看门的,给精神病院看门,刚打个盹,你们就全跑出来了啊..
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来源: 逐浪社区

Windows Vista upgrade flowchart - 11:04 am
Yes / No ?
Funny Stuff , Guides , Software  -  poster 

Okay, up until now, I assume everybody who lives on earth should have already be aware that Windows Vista is out for private/home users. Having doubts to upgrade from your Win98 ? See the flowchart below to get the answers for your question heh
Microsoft Windows Vista upgrade flowchart
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Microsoft Windows Vista upgrade flowchart


Oh ya, I've seen the tv adds about the pc guy and Mac guy, they're funny, and both looks nerd haha...

Nike Cosplay in Japan - 1:50 pm
Play Colorful
Clips , Funny Stuff  -  poster 

Some interesting "Nike Cosplay" in Japan:



Just in case you're wondering, Nike is sponsoring the shoes to Power Rangers. heh

[ Link ]

I've got mail, from the past, from myself - 12:38 am
Ello mate, how are you doing in future ?
Cool Stuff , Funny Stuff , Website Intro  -  poster 

Just received the email which I'm expecting from myself from the past (year 2005). Read my last year blog entry E-mail to yourself 20 years later if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

Below is the excerpt of the email content I got from myself in past, sent via FutureMe.org

(The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on Tuesday,
December 20, 2005, and sent via FutureMe.org)

Dear Darren,

(If you can't remember, It's you from midnight Dec 22, 2005 scheduled
to send this email on your year 2006's birthday :p)

First of all, Happy Birthday to you !!!

*content sensored for privacy...*

Ps : If you received this e-mail, remember to send an e-mail to myself
in future again !!

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delivery brought to you by FutureMe.org
like hearing from your past?
we like donations: http://www.futureme.org/donations/
(your support helps keep FutureMe free)
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cool eh ?? I'm going to send another email to myself, I'll expect to receive that email on next year around this time =) Oh ya, they removed that funny copyright notice at the bottom of the site too ;)

宪在不准笑 - 中秋特集 - 8:42 pm
Clips , Entertainment , Funny Stuff  -  poster 

前几天在 Karen Q 的 blog 看了这部短片由吴宗宪及Sweety主持的 “宪在不准笑” 。 看着看着差些笑得从电脑椅给摔下来。。呵呵,实在是太好笑了。。搞得我都笑得快断气。。。



“歌词” copy from jimmychin
八月中秋山林凉(男) 风吹大地草枝摆(女)
甘霖老母赶羚羊(男)来年羊毛超级卖(女)
草枝摆啊赶羚羊 赶羚羊啊草枝摆(男女)
庭院织芭为君开(男)都兰山晓金佶摆(女)
天摇地动舟度岚(男)呜呼甘霖老迹埋(女)
金咭摆啊老迹埋 老迹埋啊金咭摆(男女)


本想说 bt 下载这一部,不过就找不到。。。失望后就下了七八部其他的台湾综艺节目。。。算是补偿一下吧

程序员的爱情 - 6:37 pm
Funny Stuff  -  poster 

今天在某人的博客看到一段有趣的一段code:

难道程序员的爱情 就注定是无趣的 是冷酷的吗?!


程序员的爱情 in C# [ Hide ]
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using Life;
using Life.Love;
 
namespace love
{
   /// <summary>;
   /// love 的摘要说明。
   /// </summary>;
   public class love :Life.Love
   {
      void love(boy, girl)
      {
         if(boy.有房() && boy.有车())
         {
            boy.Set(Nothing);
            return girl.嫁给(boy);
         }
         else if(girl.愿意等())
         {
            next_year:
            for(day=1; day<=365; day++)
            {
               if(day == 情人节)
               {
                  if(boy.GiveGirl(玫瑰))
                     girl.感情++;
                  else
                     girl.感情--;
               }
               if(day == girl.生日)
               {
                  if( boy.GiveGirl(玫瑰) )
                     girl.感情++;
                  else
                     girl.感情--;
               }
               boy.拼命赚钱();
            }
            年龄++;
            girl.感情--;
            if(boy.有房() && boy.有车())
            {
               boy.Set(Nothing);
               return girl.嫁给(boy);
            }
            else if(boy.赚钱 > 100,000 && girl.感情 > 8 )
               goto next_year;
            else
               return girl.goto(another_boy);
         }
 
         return girl.goto(another_boy);
      }
   }
}


呵呵,看来程序员的爱情还蛮寂寞的说。。。

ps: 兄弟,有几个地方的syntax错了,还有最好不要用 goto。。。 呵呵 开玩笑的。。。

Diet Coke + Mentos = Fire Extinguisher - 5:28 pm
Who will drink diet coke anyway ?
Cool Stuff , Crazy Stuff , Funny Stuff  -  poster 

Probably you've already heard about this: Diet Coke + Mentos = fire extinguisher ?? (oh well, people loved to call it as liquid bomb instead of fire extinguisher to make you remember that we're living in a global terrorism era...)

"What happens when you combine 200 liters of Diet Coke and over 500 Mentos mints? It's amazing and completely insane." See below for crazy diet coke and mentos experiment ...

Some people just have too much coke and time to spend ;)
Some people just have too much coke and time to spend ;)


They say it can go up to 5 metres high up the sky...
They say it can go up to 5 metres high up the sky...


You can find more "home made fire extinguisher" videos on YouTube, or human experiment on Google video , or you can find the glory from Eepybird.com that carries out those crazy experiments. While it's fun to play with, do you want to know how it works ? Below is the explaination from Eepybird.com:

Quote:
These chemists are saying that the primary cause is physical, not chemical. Their explanation: nucleation sites. If you have a liquid that is supersaturated with gas (like soda, which is pumped full of carbon dioxide), a nucleation site is a place where the gas is able to form bubbles. Nucleation sites can be scratches on a surface or specks of dust – anywhere that you have a high surface area in a very small volume. That's where bubbles can form.

Mentos seem to be loaded with nucleation sites. In other words, there are so many microscopic nooks and crannies on the surface of a Mento that an incredible number of bubbles will form when you drop it in a bottle of soda. Since the Mentos are also heavy enough to sink, they react with the soda all the way to the bottom. The escaping bubbles quickly turn into a raging foam, and the pressure builds dramatically. Before you know it, you've got a big geyser happening!

Still don't understand what the heck is 'Nucleation sites' ??
Quote:
You can see nucleation sites in action if you coat the inside of a small glass with vegetable oil. Move the glass around to get a nice smooth coating of oil and then pour in some soda. What happens? No fizz. Why? No nucleation sites. Now sprinkle in some granulated sugar. What happens? Lots of fizz! Why? Lots of nucleation sites!


Do whatever you like with this, just don't try this near the security screening line in any airports, particularly in U.S. or Europe... and don't test this with your stomach too heh

Last edited: Mon 2006-07-31 @ 16:28 , by DaRen 1 time(s)

Recycled water 'can change fish sex' - 4:24 pm
Will it change humans?
Environment , Funny Stuff , News  -  poster 

The debate of whether using recycled water as drinking water or not in some parts of Australia has raise some interesting news. The experts claimed that they are able to purify 99.9999% of the contamination in waste water and turn it into drinking water. However, that's not the problem. The big thing is if you're a male and you drink too much of it, you'll become one of those that is half and half =)

Quote:
Studies had shown high levels of the female sex hormone oestrogen in recycled water, which affected animal life and potentially humans.

"There's quite a significant amount of research with regards to hormones and the effect that is having on the feminisation of fish and other animals that actually drink water, and potentially humans as well," Mr Springborg said.


Geez... I'm pretty cool with drinking recycled water, but hey, if they can't remove/purify those so called female sex hormone oestrogn then I'll be drinking bottle waters then...Great for those who wanted sex changeover for free or people who admire Captain Jack Sparrow's personality/character hehe... Did the rum Jack Sparrow drank consists of recycled water ? ya know... he always drink cheap rums..

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